I am the president and I have total authority.

How do I know I have total authority? Well, I don't say that I have total authority, but people  have said that, so I guess that means it's true.

Besides, if I didn't have total authority, how could I fire anyone I want to, for whatever reason, but mainly because they are not loyal to me. Or yell at people who don't adore me, and reporters - if they aren't with Fox State News -and especially if they are women who are nasty and ask me nasty questions, like how do I know I have total authority.

Anyway, now that everyone knows I have total authority, I won't be taking any more questions about my total authority, because I don't have to, based on my total authority, which many people, including my uncle who used to teach at M.I.T. for many years, have told me I have. 

And by the way, I authorize states to do what they planned to do, which only I could authorize, but which I did because no one listens to me anymore. 

Except Barr and Mnuchin and the others I can scare and bully, which includes all the rest of my Cabinet and Republican senators. 

Because they know I have total authority over their loyalty and courage. Right, Moscow Mitch?

Total authority is the new orange.