Now that TrumPutin has decided that his praise for Xi Jinping and China was all misplaced, he has decided, at the urging of Pompeo and other xenophobes and ethical charlatans that China is entirely responsible for the pandemic. As such, they owe America, to wit TrumPutin and his cronies, reparations. How much? More than Secret Service spends on Trump hotels, that's for sure. China should pay for the wall, perhaps. Senate Republicans fighting for their electoral lives wish someone would build a wall between TrumPutin's brain and his mouth, and they think China should pay for that one, too. A wall somewhere has to be built, and someone besides Mexico is going to pay for it. So viruses, walls, and golf courses are all worthy of national emergencies. Next, it will be God, churches, AR-15's, and coal companies -- all with their own national emergency. TrumPutin claims more national emergencies, more than Obama, the most and the best emergencies in the world, each one with a wall, and all paid for by Mexico, perhaps, or China, perhaps, or the Department of Defense, for certain. Make America whatever, and please, America, go buy something. It's your patriotic duty.
Category Archives: Our Leader
Shut Up, Mitch
Moscow Mitch is the evil behind the empire, concocting the vilest explanations and then trying his gosh-darn hardest to hide his racism and manipulation behind a righteousness so earnest it might almost be evangelical. Now, Moscow Mitch is trying to float the idea that TrumPutin's fixation on impeachment diverted his impressive attention span from the Coronavirus, and the Democrats are the reason TrumPutin stayed so stupid so long regarding the pandemic, which he knew was a pandemic while he was telling everyone that it was like a mild flu. He knew it was a pandemic but because impeachment was on his mind, he kept trying to imagine a perfect call and couldn't quite manage to say pandemic because it sounded so much like impeachment. Damn, Mitch, it makes so much nonsense. He was so absorbed in impeachment, even though there was no chance in hell the Senate would even have witnesses, let alone convict the moron. And TrumPutin was so immersed in impeachment that he told everyone to go get ready to go to church and then celebrate Jesus by buying all kinds of crap to get the economy going again. Impeachment made him confuse safety and saving lives with corporate greed. No problems, Moscow Mitch, it's a mistake Republicans make every day. So shut it, MoscowMitch!
Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me
Poor little rich girl. Unappreciated for the selflessness and devotion her life requires. The world reels from a virus -- death, illness, uncertainty, economic distress. And Melania, in her hard hat, standing out all by herself and her servants and spokesperson, supervising the construction of a tennis pavilion. Why won't the world appreciate her? Why do her detractors not see the burden she carries? Her dress so close to real dirt, her shoes liable to scuffs, her brow very nearly almost sort of sweaty. The pain of watching labor, without even a limo nearby to take her to a safer place with central heat and hors d'oeuvres prepared by three or four different European chefs. Life is hard, and no thanks does she get. But apparently the world thinks that tennis pavilions build themselves. Oh, well, Be Best, or whatever. Melania, we don't really care. Do you?
Stupid, It’s the Economy
Kudlow goes on television determined to agree with his boss, a most disagreeable guy. And very stupid, with the arrogance to prove it. First, Kudlow agrees with the idea that China pays tariffs. Stupid number 1. Then, he says they sort of pay the tariffs because in a real roundabout way they might in fact notice the tariffs and agree that they are stupid. Stupid number 2. Then, he says that China doesn't pay tariffs, but that doesn't matter because the tariffs are necessary because his moronic boss says they are necessary. Stupid number 3. The next day his boss declares via his thumbs that, true, the tariffs are not paid by the Chinese, but the Chinese still suffer because of the tariffs and soon we will win the trade war. Stupid number 4. And, finally, the moron-in-chief declares via his thumbs that China pays the tariffs. Stupid 5 - The Economy 0
Finding Himself, and It’s Disappointing
Deke
Is There a Casting Couch?
We’re With Stupid
A New Tariff in Town
Tip the Scales
