Stable Geniuses and Dumb Sons of Bitches

TrumPutin in his latest emergence from his gilded pig sty addressed an adoring crowd and told them, among other things, that Mitch McConnell is a "dumb son-of-a-bitch."

Though he accidentally stumbled across a valid description of the minority leader, it was, of course, for the wrong reason. According to His Orangeness, Mitch is a dumb SOB because he does not genuflect before the stable genius who leads the GOP. 

Mitch will vote for him if he has to, but that is not good enough for the stable genius. Mitch will not acknowledge the Big Lie. He will not deign to defer to the Orange Blob and his quest to strangle the GOP in his stupidity and arrogance. 

So TrumPutin rails against Mitch and thrills his base. In his stream of unconsciousness, TrumPutin made sure he identified Mitch as the dumb son-of-a-bitch he was referring to, and that made his thoughts easier for the base to digest. If he had simply railed against a dumb son-of-a-bitch, or those sons-of-bitches, then it might have confused the brainiacs in his base, and they might have thought he was referring to Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, Kevin "Joseph" McCarthy, Josh Hawley, Matt Gaetz, or any of TrumPutin's panderers in the GOP.

And so the stable genius uses his eloquence to further debase the base. And you thought that was not possible. Make America Whatever, y'all.