Moscow Mitch dictates that the Senate will not be bullied into voting for $2,000 coronavirus relief.

They will not be bullied, because according to Moscow Mitch, it is the Democrats doing the bullying, not the Bloated, Orange Disaster in the White House.

And the $2,000 checks, called for by the Bloated, Orange Disaster, are really the doings of Democrats who are trying to use socialism for their rich friends.

And Moscow Mitch is against socialism for the rich. Now.

When it was tax cuts, he was all for socialism for his rich friends.

When Kentucky was feeding at the federal trough, thanks in huge measure to Mrs. Moscow Mitch, he was all for it.

When “small” corporations were using the first Coronavirus relief package to pay dividends, reward CEOs, and lay off hourly workers, Moscow Mitch was all for socialism for his rich friends.

Now, with a Democratic president and the prospect of a different sort of leadership — that is, not a demented, arrogant, ignorant scofflaw and his family that Moscow Mitch can toady up to and get what he wants — Moscow Mitch is suddenly against socialism.

Republicans are such pillars of hypocrisy. And Moscow Mitch is their leader.