According to legend, Charles II of France once knighted a particularly good joint of beef, giving it the name Sir Loin.

Now, the noble Orange Sort-of-King-but-Really-a-Fat-Stupid-Imbecile has decided to give Devon Nunes the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Everyone, on both sides, thinks the sirloin is more deserving.

Sure, Devon is genuinely stupider than the Orange-Sort-of-King, and that is not an accomplishment easily won.

Sure, Devon kept the Orange-Sort-of-King updated on the impeachment charges and led the defense team from behind, which is Devon’s favorite position.

Sure, Devon can’t outdo the Orange-Sort-of-King in the contests of naming man, woman, camera.

Sure, Devon is so devoid of scruples that even sycophants to the Orange-Sort-of-King cringe when he says anything.

Still, he is at least as good a Trump Republican congressman as a sirloin would be, and the sirloin would never worry about having to depend on a presidential pardon to go along with Medal of Freedom.