Two professions important and highly visible in the TrumPutin regime are porn stars and attorneys, in order of importance and esteem.

While TrumPutin would prefer to govern with the assistance of porn stars and Playmate Bunnies, sadly, he has to have a team of lawyers equal in number to the Republican senators willing to give up their scruples on their leader's behalf. 

The newest addition to the legal braintrust is rumored to be the erstwhile Trey Gowdy, he of the odd, multiple, and ever-changing hair styles. He was the House leader of the Benghazi investigations, clusterf***ks of epic proportions. He will be at home with TrumPutin, and more at home with Rudy G, the only person in D.C. who can make Mikey Pompeo look statesmanlike. 

Gowdy once recommended to TrumPutin that, if he were innocent (subjunctive mood trey important in the phrasing), he should act like it.

Trey seems to have abandoned that earlier sage advice, as good as is likely to come from any former or current House Republican leader. 

Now Trey is throwing in with the likes of Devon Nunez, Kevin McCarthy, and the other mindless, sycophantic House Republicans, who prefer putting forth theories of quasi-innocence, conspiracy theory plots, and wishful-thinking interpretations of the conversations and actions of their esteemed moron-in-chief.

Nobody in Republican circles wants impeachment, not because it is unwarranted but because it will mean they have to find a new place to golf. Plus, Stormy Daniels is never there anymore.

Leadership is so hard these days, guys.