TrumPutin and the real Putin celebrated William Barr's version of the Mueller report in an hour-long phone call, where they also renewed their wedding vows and also agreed that TrumPutin's prior views on Venezuela meant nothing and that Kim was also a dictator.

The giddiness the real dictator and his Apprentice felt was described by the Apprentice dictator when he claimed that his idol smiled while stating that the Mueller report was "a mouse." That is a view shared by Barr, the Attorney General for both TrumPutin and Putin.

TrumPutin's celebratory phone call will be noted for his sharing the joy over his faux innocence with the leader of the country universally regarded as meddling in elections across the world. No collusion, indeed! 

As either footnotes or features of the call, depending on the attention span of TrumPutin and Fox State News, the call also featured TrumPutin's acquiescence to Putin's Venezuela policy and repudiation of his Secretary of State, and an agreement that North Korea could de-nuclearize without actually de-nuclearizing. 

Pompeo will issue a statement that agrees that TrumPutin's view of Russia'a Venezuela policy is what the Secretary of State meant when he stated the opposite earlier in the week, and vice versa. Sarah Sanders said the same thing immediately before she said the opposite, and vice versa. MAGA?